Our Kissed by the Baddest Bidder Saga continues… Eisuke Ichinomiya introduces us as his (fake) girlfriend and the world is FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT.

I have a mini meltdown and can’t talk while a rival for our affections shows his true colors (he’s into some kinky stuff????)

Will Velour be able to keep up (probably not) or figure out how to be a (fake) girlfriend (probably definitely not)??